Farsdag

Då var det dags för den där dagen som alla så spänt väntat på. Farsdag!

Enligt flera källor så skall de vanligaste presentera som ges till pappor under denna högtid vara: slipsar, verktyg, golfklubbor och fiskespön.
De två första kan jag väl kanske förstå.. men hur vanligt kan det vara att ge pappa några golfklubbor? Och fiskespö?? Jag kan se pappas min när han får frukost på sängen och ett litet "ha den äran på farsdags-fiskespö".

Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say

10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for
directions.
9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car
dates. Won't that be fun?
8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours" attitude ... I like
that.
7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY.
6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you,
son?
5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend ... you might want to consider
throwing a party.
4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey
thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a
mechanic and pay whatever he asks.
3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring -- now quit
your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.
2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.
1. Father's Day? aahh -- don't worry about that -- it's no big deal.

och något för oss barnbarn att säga till farfar och morfar denna dag:

The little girl was sitting in her grandfather's lap as he read her a story. From time to time, she would take her eye's off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. By and by she was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again.

Finally she spoke, "Granddaddy, did God make you?"
"Yes, sweetheart" he answered, "God made me a long time ago."
"Oh she said," then "Granddaddy, did God make me too?"
"Yes, indeed honey" he assured her. "God made you just a little while ago."
"Oh" she said. Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, "God's getting better at it now isn't he?"

Ha den äran alla pappor där ute! De flesta av er sköter er riktigt bra!

En rolig video angående pappor, lite vulgär kanske! Men ni får väl hålla för öronen i så fall!